when someone asks me what kind of music i like
I have the sex appeal of a Boobah.
That’s pretty damn sexy
Meerkat falls asleep while on watch. [vid]
Direct quote from my boyfriend, turned into a picture.
i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and you can’t be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they’re really sad about that and that’s why i think we should all be mean to babies more often and introduce the hunger games
I FUCKING DIED AT ALL RISE XD.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond